OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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