just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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