What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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