we're blogging at a bar
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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