Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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