I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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