Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
tell me about the fingering
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