he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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