I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
She said her name was "party"
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
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just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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