it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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