sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
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I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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