I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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