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  • Submitted by shanilyric on May 27, 10 at 12:27am

    It's always the tequila's fault, isn't it?

  • Submitted by fresh on May 21, 10 at 4:40pm

    thats when you run and don't look back.

  • Submitted by chopperdog on May 21, 10 at 11:32pm

    At least you're still a real person, unlike the stripper.

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    Submitted by cowgirlqt on May 21, 10 at 4:44pm

    pahaha.. Florida.

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    Submitted by tinsleyjf on May 21, 10 at 6:59pm

    Dude, that happened to me too, except she kept going out to dance and they charged me while I was waiting for her...

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    Submitted by rhs2010 on May 22, 10 at 2:18pm

    fucking. bitch. that sucks bro

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    Submitted by A__C on May 21, 10 at 4:37pm

    $700 for passing out?? That better have been some damn good tequila...

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    Submitted by escodiesel on May 21, 10 at 5:03pm

    Forty bucks a song and you don't even remember the private motorboatin? That sucks.

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    Submitted by niceman on May 22, 10 at 11:19am

    Just stab him in the throat and leave. Easy

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    Submitted by Bella_Kai on May 22, 10 at 2:44am

    What club was this at?

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    Submitted by justsomechick on May 21, 10 at 8:47pm

    you'd think maybe a stripper would have a heart.. smh.

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    Submitted by Pud1899 on May 23, 10 at 9:42pm

    This is the first TFLN that I wish I knew more. What happened after? How'd he get outta this pickle?

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    Submitted by cannabislecter on Aug 6, 10 at 11:46am

    I'm just amused that there's a girl with a version of my old handle. (used to be justsomeguy83)

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    Submitted by imgumbydammit on May 21, 10 at 4:36pm

    In Russia fucks you...oh wait, it did.

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    Submitted by britney09 on May 21, 10 at 4:59pm

    Lol guys just can't handle tequila!!!

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    Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 22, 10 at 12:26am

    Hella unethical they should not charge she hella knew you were comatose that's messed, bro

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    Submitted by Mylastserenade on May 21, 10 at 5:01pm

    hahaha sucks to be you... and the girl kept dancing for the 17 songs... hmmmm

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    Submitted by killemall on Jun 22, 12 at 4:59am

    I bet she really didn't dance for 17 songs. Just sat back, and said to herself, 'lookit this dumb drunk fucker...I am gonna chill out and let it roll, see if he ever passes out on me again' \nOr she sucked and OP fell asleep which case hahahaha sucks.

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    Submitted by maynard on May 22, 10 at 2:11am

    Omfg! You suck!

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    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 12, 11 at 7:47pm

    Rule #1, never trust a stripper. Rule #2 don't pass out in the VIP! IDIOT