Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
id be glad to
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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