I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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