I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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