I'm drive I can fine osifer
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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