I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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