Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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