Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I need moral support for this bender
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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