hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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