Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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