i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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