Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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