Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
that may or may not have been my penis.
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