Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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