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  • 97 52
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 13, 10 at 1:46pm

    you could get laid....but when you go to blow your dick would just shoot out a flag with "bang" on it

    • 60 56
      Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 13, 10 at 3:29pm

      you almost made me crash my car when i read this. LMFAO!!!!!!

    • 41 63
      Submitted by Dont_Taze_Me_Bro on Sep 14, 10 at 6:59am

      I believe the correct response to this post would be, "HA!"\n\nYour move

  • 63 44
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 13, 10 at 3:41pm

    ahh the days of being single....fuck that pussy is way better than the right hand

  • 65 56
    Submitted by hanrammvp on Sep 13, 10 at 5:46pm

    8 times???

  • 55 53
    Submitted by trash123321 on Sep 13, 10 at 10:22pm

    No way! That's my area code! I'm pretty sure my neighbor said something like this the other day...

  • 50 46
    Submitted by GET__GRAPED on Sep 14, 10 at 7:45am

    Hahahaha