Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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