you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So gin and wine won't be happening again
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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