Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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