just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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