Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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