This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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