Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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