Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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