xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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