I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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