I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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