Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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