Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
i out mim tonsoeep
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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