Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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