hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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