I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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