I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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