if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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