Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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