I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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