Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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