I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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