why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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